June 2013
1 post
May 2013
2 posts
April 2013
0 posts
March 2013
5 posts
- me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
- me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
- Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
- Me: gets in bed
- Me: how was earth created
- Me: who made microwaves
- Me: how does the interenet even work
- Me: I'm hungry
- Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
- Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- Me: too wired to sleep.
Warning: Sexism and other things of offensive nature ahead.
Isn’t she like 21? IDK I’m just going to go ahead and assume that she doesn’t know any better… I used to say stupid shit when I was young and naive. I saw an old blog post where I used the phrase “bad tranny makeup” like five years ago, and it would NEVER cross my mind to say such a shitty offensive thing now. (Does that make me a “shitty human being”?) SHRUG, I think she stands out among other celebrities because she acts like a regular person in Hollywood. That girl has so much potential.
February 2013
1 post
January 2013
5 posts
“Ask your female friends, if you have any, if they’ve ever walked home late at night with a key pushed through their knuckles, just in case, if they’ve ever crossed the street to avoid a stranger, just in case, if they’ve ever taken the long way home because of the weird guy on the corner, just in case. Ask them if they’ve ever made up a boyfriend to get a guy to leave them alone, if they’ve ever gotten off a train car and moved to the next because you just never know, if they’ve ever shelled out for a cab because men like you were at the bus stop.”
This is a great, well-written piece by Emily Heist Moss. Read the whole thing.
December 2012
4 posts
Can’t Help Falling In Love With You / Fleet Foxes
Take my hand, take my whole life too,
for I can’t help falling in love with you
November 2012
4 posts
October 2012
8 posts
September 2012
8 posts
August 2012
3 posts
July 2012
2 posts
I’m like

I honestly believe that the following people are just mad because they weren’t born in Dade County:
- Floridians who hate Florida, and publicly announce this every chance they have (“I’m so glad I left!” is the key phrase you hear)
- Floridians who hate Miami for no legitimate reason (these are the people from Orlando, Coco Beach, Jacksonville, etc who posted “Shit Miami People Say” to show their pseudo superiority (“see! we’re not immigrants!”))
I’ve never met a Miamian* who’s like “yeah FLORIDA IS THE WOOOORSTTT” because they (and I) have really lucked out.
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I’m disagreeing with this so hard. I AM so glad I left Florida, and I’m sure as fuck am not jealous that I wasn’t born in Dade. I hated living in Dade so much that I could cry thinking about it. And I do know people from Miami that I KNOW are reading this right now thinking, “I can’t wait to get the hell out of here.”
I feel like the people I grew up with who are still stuck in South Florida (I’m talking about Treasure Coast) who tell me, “Oh.. it’s not so bad here anymore…” are in SO much fucking denial about how they’ve limited their lives.
Living in DC has made me realize how shitty Florida is from education, to healthcare, to transportation, to community development, to social welfare… I can go on and on.
To quote one of my best friends, Rachel, who moved up here one month before I did, “I’m so glad I don’t have to explain my healthy lifestyle to people anymore.”
If I were still living in that state on my death bed, I would have asked a good friend to drag me across the state border to die. (Who am I kidding.. Georgia probably isn’t any better.)