- me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
- me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
- Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
- Me: gets in bed
- Me: how was earth created
- Me: who made microwaves
- Me: how does the interenet even work
- Me: I'm hungry
- Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
- Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- Me: too wired to sleep.
Warning: Sexism and other things of offensive nature ahead.
Isn’t she like 21? IDK I’m just going to go ahead and assume that she doesn’t know any better… I used to say stupid shit when I was young and naive. I saw an old blog post where I used the phrase “bad tranny makeup” like five years ago, and it would NEVER cross my mind to say such a shitty offensive thing now. (Does that make me a “shitty human being”?) SHRUG, I think she stands out among other celebrities because she acts like a regular person in Hollywood. That girl has so much potential.