Watcha doin there, Josh Hartnett? jw
I'm Lauren, a 22 year old dental hygiene student. I play tenor saxophone and work as a bitter bookseller. I currently live in Miami Beach with my geek of a boyfriend Michael!
This is my blog of thoughts, inspirations, photos, videos, quotes, and music. Anything that is not mine contains a click-through link to the artist. You can also listen to all of my audio posts by clicking on the audio stream at the bottom of the page.
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pinstripebindi: i wipe back to front and manage not to smear shit all over my genitals. look, your ass is round, right? picture an apple: if you wanted to wipe a speck of dirt off an apple, would you wipe in a straight line, so your finger first removes the dirt, then promptly moves off the surface; or do you keep it pressed to the surface and smear dirt all over the apple while just going round and round?? i don’t understand how you can have lived (and presumably been wiping your ass for most of that time) for decades, and still not understand this.
UTIs. Vaginal Bacteriosis. Yeast infections. These are insanely common results of not using proper potty hygiene. GROSS
daleena: for laurishly
“Tumblr is to Twitter what Vimeo is to Youtube - full of more creative innovative people, but ultimately less popular.” — whatpriceprogress
upanddowns: sounds like real life… Twitter is the popular jock….Tumblr is the Drama kid or Art kid dressed in black (might as well throw in band kid)
It annoys me when people compare tumblr and twitter. That’s like comparing facebook to LastFM. Tumblr and perhaps livejournal would be more accurate. (Maybe not - because I do agree with Carlos that even that can’t be compared.) But I don’t agree at all that tumblr and twitter is comparable. The only similarities is that they are both short forms of blogging, but they are two totally different things. And anyone who uses tumblr for status updates needs to be punched in the head.
We rented a booth at a fair. The fair was actually an empty lot, and we sat on crates with one small television set and Jason brought a Nintendo 64. The only people who showed up were me, Jason, Jess, and like 30 random guys that aren’t even on tumblr… they were just douchy looking dudes who found out about it and showed up because they wanted to play Duke Nukem and Sonic.
THEN I WOKE UP.
allandonly: Finally.
I’ve been waiting for this foooorever.
Skittles Vodka
Infusing vodka with Skittles? Something tells me this is way too sweet and kind of gross but I figured there would be some crazy kid brave enough to try it. (Okay not gonna lie, I’d like to try the red one.)
Learn how to separate the flavors and make five different bottles of Skittles vodka with this tutorial. There are also tons of youtube videos on it.. apparently it’s popular, but I’ve never heard of it. You can drink them straight, served chilled in a martini glass, or use in a cocktail I wonder if I could infuse vodka with m&ms, junior mints, or three musketeers? (or all three?!) uuhhh gross NEVERMIND.
